HOTSAUCE is an ERC20 spice token. This is not an ICO. it's a condiment.
HOT SAUCE
the official unofficial condiment of the unswap foundation™ — bottled for the engineer, launched for the trenches
Account Detected: yours, unfortunately. 420.69 ETH 0.00 HOTSAUCE 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 — the wallet you swore was retired. balance: enough for sauce. proceed.
Cost : your lunch money (denny's not included)
Fee : 0.25% to the pool. the pool is the team. there is no team.
Cost : your floor privileges
Fee : 100% regret, non-refundable
Instructions and Info
- Get a wallet. metamask, rabby, whatever. the sauce does not judge. add HOTSAUCE (first time only): see bottle
- Bridge some ETH to Robinhood Chain. yes, that robinhood. long story, good chain.
- Buy on gmgn — because we launched on pools.trade (uniswap's own launchpad) while it's still "coming soon". yes: the token launched before its own launchpad did. you are pre-announcement early. this never happens to you. it's happening now.
- Swap ETH for HOTSAUCE. the pool is uniswap v4 — the same machinery the engineer helped build. poetry.
- Check the price. it mechanically cannot go below launch. this is not hopium, it's how the pool is built.
- Try to panic sell below the floor. you can't. we checked. that's the whole point. stay tuned for ENS support, token-to-taco pairs, and a Mainet launch! :)
- Tell one (1) friend. this entire site was hastily programmed by a single developer in one night (Hi, my name is NOT Hayden!). questions, complaints, emotional support: @HOT_SAUCE_uni
UNI had "This is not an ICO." we have "this is not a condiment." wait. it is. it's exactly a condiment.
this address was on this site BEFORE the token existed (deterministic CREATE2 — we told you, receipts are on-chain).
launched jul 31 2026, block 23905229 · pools.trade (uniswap's own launchpad) · robinhood chain · uniswap v4 pool · ETH pair
only sauce at this EXACT address is sauce. everything else is ketchup. do not buy ketchup.
PUMP EMERGENCY? WE ANSWER.
did the pump hurt you? were you "waiting for a dip" on a token with a hard floor? it's ok. it happens to the best of us and also to you. operators standing by: one (1) guy with a flip phone. 24/7 cope. 0 refunds. maximum nostalgia.
the lore is real. that's the joke.
in 2022 they really did bottle a hot sauce. glass bottle, real label: HOT SAUCE — UNSWAP FOUNDATION, est 2022 (yes, unswap. look at the bottle.) — a tribute to the engineer who helped build uniswap v4. we saw the bottle and did the only reasonable thing: launched a token about it, on uniswap's own launchpad, in a uniswap v4 pool — the engineer's own machinery. the sauce has come home.
saucenomics
| total supply | 1,000,000,000 HOTSAUCE — one billion scovilles |
| tax | 0% — sauce is a human right |
| team allocation | 0 — the team is one guy and a bottle. the chef buys from the pool like everyone else |
| pool fee | 0.25%, straight back into the pool. forever |
| ★ THE FLOOR ★ | mechanical. single-sided locked liquidity — the price physically cannot trade below launch price (in ETH). not a promise. geometry. the chart only knows up and sideways |
| launchpad | pools.trade — uniswap's new launchpad. unannounced. you're earlier than the announcement |
| utility | flavor |
other tokens: "we have a strong community floor" · hotsauce: the floor is enforced by math. gravity is for ketchup.
